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The Color of Law

What's the difference between a rattlesnake lying dead in the middle of a highway and a lawyer lying dead in the middle of a highway?

There are skid marks in front of the snake.

Why did New Jersey get all the toxic waste dumps and California get all the lawyers?

Because New Jersey had first choice.

What's do lawyers and sperm have in common?

Both have a one-in-a-million chance of turning out human.